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Folding Musings

00:27 Nov 27 2005
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Have you ever been to a retail clothing store, like The Gap or Merrigoround, and watched the associates stock clothing on the shelves or displays? I've always been amazed at how efficient they are. "Fold fold, place on the display...fold fold, place..." Amazing.



I went to a military college and they "teach" you how to fold clothing there. The method was simple enough, but involved lots of, what I considered, superfluous folding.



I found the below link, and I think that proves that less is more...I'm just friggin astounded by this...



http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fold.php


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My Stewie...since everyone else is doing it

01:33 Nov 26 2005
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Coat of Arms

15:33 Nov 25 2005
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I found this by Googling my last name and "coat of arms." Nifty.

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Global Warming is the Fault of the Sheep!

13:22 Nov 24 2005
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After a discussion with Crazywolf about sheep farming, I found this little tidbit:



"New Zealand is unique in that over 50 percent of its greenhouse gas emissions arise from methane released by enteric fermentation," said Katharine Hayhoe, an atmospheric scientist at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign, Illinois.



Enteric fermentation is methane produced as part of the normal digestive process of animals, such as cows and sheep. It is primarily released in the form of burps.



The 45 million sheep and 10 million cattle in New Zealand make for a lot of burped methane—about 90 percent of that country's methane emissions, according to government figures.



For comparison, livestock are responsible for about 2 percent of the United States' greenhouse gas emissions, according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency."




Crazywolf then informed me that NZ proposed a flatulence tax on livestock which was quickly shot down.

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Fairly Stolen

13:17 Nov 23 2005
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Well, at least I'm not anal. Yeesh.



Freudian Inventory Results
Oral (60%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on your own.
Anal (26%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything.
Phallic (76%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.
Latency (50%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (60%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
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Also Stolen...and quite humorous

23:48 Nov 21 2005
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Mercy?







How to make a Admin
Ingredients:


5 parts mercy


5 parts humour


3 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!

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Forum Nazi

14:07 Nov 18 2005
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I just realized that I should get a cup of coffee and really wake up before I got into the forums. I'm just too inclined to start bashing and closing, this early in the morning.



Mmmm....cooofffffeeeeeeee.


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It's official

13:09 Nov 16 2005
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How evil are you?

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If there were ever any doubt that squirrels kick ass, let them lay to rest right now.

07:22 Nov 14 2005
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Don't drink anything while viewing this pic

20:45 Nov 13 2005
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And the squeaks shall inherit the earth

20:20 Nov 13 2005
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The simple coincidence that I have used three squirrel avatars has brought many to believe that I have a "thing" for squirrels. While I do like them (pan fried) I'm do not actually have a particular fetish for them.



Rhinos and weregiraffes are my thing. Don't ask.



Anyway, Nic and Sonik sent me these awesome pics. They're humorous enough that I felt I should share.



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Doin' it squirrely style, uh huh!



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Arnold Squirrelenegger




Found this next one all by myownself.

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Snicker....

01:26 Nov 12 2005
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At the risk of having my testicles wind up in a glass next to my bed, I humbly submit Matt Lauer as Batman, Al Roker as Robin, and Katie Couric as Norma Jean. :-)



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This'll make yer brain hurt.

22:24 Nov 11 2005
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Soduku

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It's official...I'm a punk

15:43 Nov 11 2005
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You scored as Punk/Rebel.

Punk/Rebel

56%

Goth

50%

Loner

50%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

44%

Geek

38%

Stoner

31%

Ghetto gangsta

31%

Drama nerd

25%

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Idiot

12:17 Nov 10 2005
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DURKOS808 thought he'd be funny by submitting this to the Acolytes:



"Question: if we fell i know i did why dont we begin next month to start reverloution"



Congrats on being my first suspension, dipshit.



UPDATE: Here's the message I just received from him...we need more chlorine in the gene pool.



"this place must be rubish none of know me so fuck of you disrespectfulcunt that why everloution has been late cause of the bullshit cunt spread not me you fucks thats why ive talk bout ever since ive been hear but plz delete me from a disrespectful place or think of what i said!!!!!^_^"



For an entertaining read (of about 5 minutes) check out his journal.

https://www.vampirerave.com/journal2.php?journal=DURKOS808





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What the fuck is this? What?! Someone tell me....

14:49 Nov 09 2005
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I can't believe I actually received this....



From:

fearess

09:47:09

Nov 09 2005



wits with the hairy rats as your pic it cool i liked ya old 1 better it was a thkng to laugh at lv fearess




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Chillens

22:20 Nov 07 2005
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Saw this in the comment section of a 15 year old girl's profile. This guy should be taken out and fed to rabid wolverines.



Hmmmmm ................. you look fine to to fine wo what is your name babe ummmm do you think i can get to know you or some some you know what i mean huh i dont know jsut i guess holla back at your boy if you know what im sayin feel me cause i feel you lol hehehe !!!



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Things that make you go hmmmmm....

23:55 Nov 06 2005
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We were watching comedian Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central tonight and one of his characters brought up a good point about Batman:



A guy in a rubber suit running around with a teenage boy. "No doubt what's going on there, is there?"



Nice ass, Robin.

Batman and Robin assume the position.

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Today's rant

11:59 Nov 02 2005
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I'm kind of sick of people cutting and pasting stuff they have "researched" into new forum threads. It's becoming a trend that bugs the shit out of me. Is seems those threads get a lot of action, and some fairly intelligent discussion, but they are plagues with one liner posts also.



"interesting"

"another great thread, memberX!"

"I agree"

"I disagree"



I feel like a lawnmower weeding the shite out of these threads.



/rant off


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The Wonders of Modern Technology

01:56 Nov 02 2005
Times Read: 1,231


I picked up a bottle of Capt Morgan, tonight and it came with a little treat. Below are pics of the smarmy Capt Margan T-shirt that was strapped to the bottle. Pretty nifty:



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This is a full-sized T-shirt compressed into about the size of a hockey puck by 50 tons of pressure. To give you an idea of scale, my mouse is sitting next to it.



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Side veiw.



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After opening. That is my left flipper next to it.




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"Sup"

13:58 Nov 01 2005
Times Read: 1,245


Is this a word? I think it's supposed to mean "What's up?" Lately, I have received message after message from newbies with this very "word" embedded. For example:



"sup the squirrel thing is cool"



"sup ur profile is basas"



"sup i luv yor tatoos"



If someone is truly asking "What's up," even in an abbreviated form, should there not be a question mark? Hmmmm? Let's not even get into the spelling and punctuation. Or lack thereof.



I think I'll start copying these into the journal.





For Daire: Before you message me with "Sup," I'll just put my reply, here:



"Piss off, crackboy!"


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